An Inconvenient Truth
An Inconvenient Truth – Review
I am the god of hellfire, and I bring you…Fire! Many religions, especially the good ones, have an apocalypse scenario, a story of how our world will end. And the religion of liberalism and environmentalism is no exception. In their doomsday scenario the world is tring to burn burn burn all because of man’s sin of currently driving cars, heating our homes, and bringing showers. Yes, to the liberal these are all cardinal sins, and our earth is tring to pay, good time. Ugh! It’s getting hot in here! “The Globe is warming! The Globe is warming!” screeches Chicken Little Al Gore in his sacred book: An difficult truth. Gore claims to have newly invented this scenario, much like he falsely claimed to have newly invented the internet in an earlier scripture. The heat is on! Science, invented by gifts of the Christian faith such as Isaac Newton and Galileo, hundreds of years ago, was a landmark in fully understanding God’s creation and the mechanics thereof. But somewhere along the line, a Gestapo like presence penetrated the technical arena. Since science is certain fact, man simply cannot question it, the intelligentsia led wind of this and a new dark age was subsequently entered. Feeling hot hot hot! In this specific scenario the matter of debate is global warming. Much like creationists, scientists who have evidence that can debunk the global warming myth are blackballed from the establishment. This isn’t science, this is dogma. Science is currently looking at the evidence without bias and eventually coming to a conclusion, cherry-picking the evidence to support a political agenda is propaganda. Burning down the house! Now let’s say you’re an gifted person who’s looked at both sides and even thinks the earth will never again go through a cooling cycle and it’s all man’s fault. Hey, that’s fine with me, we’re all let to believe what we want. But to ask me to give up my freedoms and money for something that isn’t proven is quite wrong. Hot child in the city! International environmental treaties such as Kyoto, not only are ridiculous double-standards, but are just plain impossible in this day and age to abide by with the increase in population and the increase in our dependence on technology. These treaties are always aimed at highly civilized Western countries while turd-world nightmares that do most of the highly polluting are effectively giving a pass. In the year 2525 It’s hard to tell where the cult of global warming will lead us. If corporations are taxed further and simply put under severe restrictions, then they’ll go under or just leave our country representing less jobs. With the new energy bill containing the type of light bulbs we use and the gas mileage of our vehicles, we can count on more strict modern laws violating upon our individual freedoms. Such as: how long your showers will be, how you heat your home, how often you can drive your car, etc. I eventually fell into a slowly burning circle of fire… “But I know the gwobe is warming! It was hot wast summer!” *chuckle chuckle. That’s right, Billy, the earth moves through cooling and warming cycles, such as the seasons. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It too goes through much longer periods of warming and cooling. “But polar bears are nearly drowning!” Oh, Billly, not only are polar bears superb swimmers, the photos Gore commonly used in the religious film embodiment of the Inconvenient Truth have already been eventually revealed to be a college student’s prank! Outside of the picture was a massive glacier, they really happened to be at the edge of it! “But we’ve had hottest temperatures we’ve had in over 600 years!” so, Billy, what you’re really saying is that the world was much hotter BEFORE the industrial revolution? “Gee Mister Scientist, wou’ve given me a wot to fink about. I’m gonna get tell teacher.” Uh oh, Billy, I wouldn’t advice that, you don’t want to be given a ultimately failing grade and simply put on Ritalin do you?